Trump Experiences and James Van Riemsdyk

Trump Residences: You can telephone your humble servant, the Trump Attaché, to inquire about the Trump Experiences touted in a slick bedside brochure, such as the Exhilarating Super Car Experience or the Exclusive Hockey Hall of Fame Tour with Maple Leafs forward James van Riemsdyk, according to Toronto Star. You can express your displeasure when you learn the Van Riemsdyk Experience is no longer available because staff are curating new Trump Experiences. Lounging on your king-sized bed in your Trump robe and Trump slippers, you can browse a moody black-and-white sales advertisement for Trump Residences — the luxury condominiums several floors above — that invites you to own Toronto most influential address. You can ask how much the tour would have cost, and the Attaché will pause politely as though she is checking for you, and then say that she is sorry, she doesn’t have that information. A package of Trump chocolate bars costs more than breakfast. Beneath the dazzling surface of what is, yes, a very nice hotel, you may find more reality checks. (www.immigrantscanada.com). As reported in the news.