Starbucks and Winners

Winners: Intimidation factor: High. I am schlepping a Winners plastic tote bag and feel like I should have come bearing a Vuitton tote and a latte from Starbucks. I could be taken for a prospective shoplifter though I would be hard-pressed to physically lift most of the merchandise, according to The Star. Response time: 15 minutes. I am conspicuously ignored see Winners plastic tote above until a staffer who is a ringer for Adam Levine appears and asks if I need assistance and Restoration Hardware, 2434 Yonge St. Number of salespeople on floor: Indeterminable, they pop up intermittently armed with headphones and iPads. (www.immigrantscanada.com). As reported in the news.