Justin Bieber

Solitary Confinement Dept: Instead, her staff get information to her in a variety of ways. I imagine a quaking intern approaching her with a note on a silver salver every time there a report in The New York Times about immigrant detainees being kept in solitary confinement. I m pretty sure they dont fight over the privilege: You give it to her. No, you. No, you . I gave her the one about the shoe bomber, according to Globe and Mail. Of course, she has minions to sift and tote information for her. Not having e-mail is a sign of great privilege, kind of like the Queen not carrying money or Justin Bieber never wearing a shirt. Using e-mail and money, or indeed hiding your skinny white chest from the stricken eyes of passersby, is a clear sign you belong to the labouring underclass and Ms. Napolitano declared this week that she doesnt use e-mail. You could have knocked me over with a feather or a taser, since we re talking airport security. I think e-mail just sucks up time, she told reporters at a breakfast hosted by The Christian Science Monitor. In a job like mine, it inefficient. Still, I cant help but wonder about the paucity of e-mail in Ms. Napolitano life. How does she know when they ll be serving the cake for Larry, who retiring to run a private contracting service in Benghazi? How will she know when there a tooth-whitening offer for her and eight of her friends? Two words: John Kerry. (www.immigrantscanada.com). As reported in the news.