Cash Bonds: National Lampoon

Hollywood Friends Dept: Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, were released on cash bonds of $10,000 each after a bizarre appearance Friday at an Immigration and Refugee Board hearing in Vancouver, according to Vancouver Sun. In a handwritten note, shown to media by their Vancouverbased lawyer, Brian Tsuji, the couple said: "Yes we are requesting asylum from Hollywood 'STAR WHACKERS.'" The actor who portrayed the ne'er-do-well cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon's Vacation movies wants asylum in Canada, saying he fears a shadowy group he believes is responsible for killing a number of his Hollywood friends. The pair -- who were arrested a day earlier on outstanding U.S. warrants -- told an adjudicator that the actor has had eight close friends murdered in recent years, and they fear that they could be next. As reported in the news.
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