White Hats: Honest Folks

Museum Pieces Dept: It s a wonder Canadians can sleep at night. When Russian bombers aren t probing the Arctic perimeter, Tamil terrorists are supposedly storming western shores and statisticians are peeking into our private lives, according to The Star. Stuff this stirring belongs in the movies. Scrambling F-18s against Kremlin museum-pieces races the patriotic pulse. Barring the door to migrants reassures the rest of us immigrants who got here first. Protecting little people from Big Government is, well, just the right libertarian thing to do and oTTAWA Mercifully, this federal government stands on guard for thee. It s mustering our white hats to see off those tricky Reds, locking up suspicious interlopers and stopping census police from kicking down honest folks doors. As reported in the news.
@t kremlin museum, russian bombers