Robert De Niro: Jessica Alba

Steven Seagal Dept: out of 4, according to The Star. There's a fine line between clever and stupid, as the Spinal Tap lads reminded us, and Machete grinds that line on a razor s edge and machete Starring Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Steven Seagal. Directed by Robert Rodriguez. 105 minutes. At major theatres. 18A As reported in the news.
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